The first thing Melinda Goodheart would want you to know
about her is that she never, in the whole course of her life, planned to cause
any trouble.
(Well, I suspect you can guess how that turns out.)
The second
thing you should know is that this
declaration was usually the opening line penned in any letter she wrote.
Because any letter she sat down to write was either an explanation, an apology, or a confession. And decorated
with a great many blots of ink between the misspelled words, where she was too
eager to get her thoughts down and too impatient to mend her pen.
The third
thing you must know is that despite an
unfortunate arrangement of facial features, which, so it had been said, sometimes
appeared "devious" and "conniving", she was not the sort of girl who did anything
in a deceitful way. If she disliked you, she made no effort to hide it, and if
she liked you then she was the most loyal of friends.
But this,
alas, brings us full circle back to the first item in the list above. For due
to that unwavering devotion to friends and causes, and an indomitable sense of justice equaled only by
her courage— which had politely been described as "undomesticated"—
Melinda invariably found herself in the thick of that chaos she never planned. She
was a girl who went along with the conspiracies of others, especially if she was
convinced of a wrong to be righted, and that made her daring, dauntless spirit
an invaluable tool to those friends who did
plot and scheme.
Too often
ruled by her temper and driven by a desire for thrills and escapades, she might
be mistaken for a stupid girl. Occasionally she even mistook herself for one.
But is there anyone amongst us who has never been a fool?
The Danger of Desperate Bonnets (Ladies Most Unlikely 2) coming this month.